A nun and a priest are riding a camel through the dessert. After a few
days the camel falls
over dead. After looking over the situation the priest figures neither
one of them will
survive the rest of the journey.
The priest asks the nun "I have never seen a woman's breasts, and at
this point it probably
wouldn't matter much, so could I see yours?" The nun agrees and shows
him her breasts.
"May I touch them?" The nun allows him to. The priest comments
wonderful they are. The nun then asks "Father, I have never seen a
man's penis before,
could you show me yours? The priest drops his drawers.
"May I touch it?" After she fondles his penis for a minute he sports a
huge erection. The
priest says, "you know if I place my penis in the proper place it can
give life!" "Is that
right" the nun replies?
"Yes," says the priest.
So the nun said: "Then why don't you stick it up that camels ass and
lets get the hell out of