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   Mirror, mirror

   A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her
   bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully
   says "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bust-line forty four".
   Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her boobs grow to
   enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what has
   happened, and in minutes they both return.
   This time the husband crosses his fingers and says: "Mirror mirror on
   the door, make my "manhood" touch the floor!". Again, there's a bright
   flash and both his legs fall off.




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