this.document.write('Ways to Annoy People
* Adjust the tint on your tv so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way".
* Many telephone answering machines have two digit passwords for retrieving messages and that kind of thing, and often times, the default on many models is 25, which people don\'t bother to change. This is an excellent way to hack answering machines, or, if this doesn\'t work, it\'s not that hard to try all 100 combinations. Regardless, once you\'ve hacked the machine, a fun thing to do is to change the message. This is supremely annoying.');
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