this.document.write('<b><a href="/lists/list170.html">Real excuse notes from parents (with their original spelling)</a></b><br><br><b>*</b>&nbsp;Sally won\'t be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.  <br><b>*</b>&nbsp;Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to  get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.');
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