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* Periodically spray diskettes with insecticide to prevent system bugs from spreading.
* Never use scissors and glue to manually edit documents. The data stored is much too small to be seen with the naked eye, and you may end up with data from some other document stuck in the middle of your document. Razor blades and scotch tape may be used, provided the user is equipped with an electron microscope.'); this.document.write('

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