this.document.write('My boyfriend and I were at my daughter\'s volleyball game when we noticed a couple in the bleachers.
They were being VERY affectionate.
She was running her hands all over him and nibbling on his ear.
He had his hands on her too.
I said to my boyfriend, "I don\'t know whether to watch them or the game."
He said, "Watch THEM! You already KNOW how to play volleyball."');