this.document.write('A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer.<br><br>"I can\'t do that, officer."<br>"Why not?"<br>"Because I\'m an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube."<br>"Okay, we\'ll just get a urine sample down at the station."<br>"Can\'t do that either, officer."<br>"Why not?"<br>"Because I\'m a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup."<br>"Alright, we could get a blood sample."<br>"Can\'t do that either, officer."<br>"Why not?"<br>"Because I\'m a hemophiliac. If I give blood I could die."<br>"Fine then, just walk this white line."<br>"Can\'t do that either, officer."<br>"Why not?"<br>"Because I\'m drunk."');