this.document.write('Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys a Great Dane and teaches it to use the bathroom in Bill\'s yard.
For one whole year Bill ignores the dog.

So Bob then buys a cow and teaches it to use the bathroom in Bill\'s yard. After about a year and a half of Bob\'s cow crapping in Bill\'s yard; being ignored all the while, a semi pulls up in front of Bill\'s house.

Bob runs over and demands to know what\'s in the 18-wheeler.
\'My new pet elephant,\' Bill replies solemly. ');