this.document.write('Two friends meet each other on the street.

"Hello! Where are you coming from?" asked Bill.

"Oh, don\'t ask me! I\'m coming from the cemetery.
I just burried my mother-in-law" replied Sid.

"I\'m so sorry!" said Bill, "But why is your face schratched all over?".

"It wasn\'t so easy!" said Sid, "She put on a hell of a fight!"');