this.document.write('At a conference on the supernatural, one of the speakers asked, "Who here  has ever seen a ghost?" Most of the hands go up. "And how many of you have  had some form of interaction with a ghost?" About half the hands stay up.<br>"OK, now how many of you have had physical contact with a ghost?" Three  hands stay up; there\'s a slight murmur in the crowd. "Gosh, that\'s pretty  good. OK, have any of you ever, uh, been intimate with a ghost?" One hand  stays up. The speaker blinks. "Gosh, sir, are you telling us that you\'ve  actually had sexual contact with a ghost?" The guy with his hand up  suddenly blushes and says, "Oh, I\'m sorry, I thought you said "goat\'." ');
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