Actual quotes by dumb lawyers

Amusing Irrelevant Facts
As much use as...
Bathroom Sayings
Collection of Very Clean Humor
Funny Statistics
Inappropriate Christmas Gift Ideas
Obvious Headlines
Oxymorons
Reasons Why You Shouldn't Buy Someone's Used Sofa
Reasons Why You Shouldn't Buy Someone's Used Sofa. The Owner Says:
Steven Wright One-Liners
Stupid Headlines Printed by the Press
The Shit List
Things to Ponder
Warning Labels
Stupid Questions
Unconventional Wisdom
Variations On Murphy's Law
Random Trivia
Society's Burning Questions
Zen Thoughts
Interesting Facts II
Ever wonder...
Water and Coke
Stupid Questions II
How can you live without knowing these things?
Actual label instructions on consumer goods
Wise thoughts on everything
What Is It Called?

Best and Worst Comments Taken From MIT Course Evaluation Guide
Cool Things to Do in a Shower Stall
Differences Between High School and College
Fun Things for Professors to Do on the First Week of Class
Fun Things to Do in a Final That Does Not Matter
Fun Things to Do on the First Day of Class
Ivy League Lightbulb Jokes
Music history according to students
Nightmare Final Exam Questions
Sorority Girl Jokes
Things (NOT) to Do or Say at or for Your Thesis Defense
Why God Never Received Tenure at Any University
You know you are out of college when...
Real excuse notes from parents (with their original spelling)
Student-Teacher Exchanges

If Men Got Pregnant...
Stupid Men Jokes
Top Reasons God Created Eve
Politically correct men descriptions
New Slang Dictionary as of 2001
Laws for Women to Live by
Damn, it's good to be a man...
Special Classes for Men

Elephant Jokes
Interesting Facts

Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
Murphy's Laws
The Corporate Zodiac
Variations On Murphy's Law
Corporate Lessons
Ten Classic Resume Bloopers (Know them, so You Won't Make Them)
New Guidelines for Employees
Automatic e-mail reply messages
Best Out of Office Automatic e-mail Replies
New Economic Lingo - the Crisis Special

Astrological Signs Like You have Never Seen them
Pickup Lines
Pick-up lines and rebuttals
Pickup Lines for Engineering Students
Things NOT to Say on Dates for Guys
Top Pickup Lines Used by William Shakespeare
Types of Boyfriends and Girlfriends
Ways to Get Rid of Your Blind Date
Pregnancy Questions -- Ask the Guru
Dream Girl Sayings
Top Reasons God Created Eve
Women keywords and their meaning
Ethnic Guide to Women
Easy Training Courses for Women
What Does Love Mean?
Special Classes for Men

Speech Goofs
Stupid Things Said by Dan Quayle
Top Ten Ways to Get Pardoned from Clinton
Abraham Lincoln vs. John F Kennedy
The Two Cow Explanation
New Economic Lingo - the Crisis Special

True Stories Told on Insurance Forms

Rules for Bedroom Golf
The Ten Commandments of the Frisbee
Exercise Or Not To Exercise
Comments made by NBC commentators during 2004 Summer Olympics

Chinese vs. English
Confucious Say...
Funny Foreign Frases
Southern Talk
You might be a Redneck If...
Chinese Proverbs
Jewish Jokes
Hit Television Shows in Iraq
Top 25 country songs
Ethnic Guide to Women
Yiddish for the Masses
Jewish Zen
Funny Foreign English Phrases

Children Books Not recommended by the National Library Association
Collection of Curses
Collection of Trick Questions
Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy
Dr. Seuss's Lesser-Known Books
Famous Books Never Written
Greeting Cards You Will Never See in the Hallmark Store
Shortest Books Ever Written
Top Pickup Lines Used by William Shakespeare
Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? -- Famous Answers
Shortest Books Ever Written (Part II)

Ten Types of Computer Users
Computer Lies
Computers & Electronics as Depicted in Movies
Entertaining UNIX Commands
Forgotten Assembly Language Commands
List of Things to Do When You Find Someone Left Their Vax/VMS Account Without Logging Out
List of Viruses
Pickup Lines for Engineering Students
Things You Do not Want To Hear from Tech Support
Things You Learn From Video Games
Uses for Data Head
Ways to be obnoxious on Usenet
Ways to Confuse, Worry, or Just Scare the Bejeezus Out of People in the Computer Lab
Why the Internet is Like a Penis
You Know You Play Too Much Quake, When...
You Might Be A Computer Nerd If...
Proper Care of Floppies
Automatic e-mail reply messages
Best Out of Office Automatic e-mail Replies

Astrological Signs Like You have Never Seen them
Brand Name Condoms and Their Slogans
Penis Names
Rules for Bedroom Golf
Things not to Say During Sex
Why the Internet is Like a Penis
New Slang Dictionary as of 2001
Top Ten Reasons Trick or Treating is Better Than Sex

Normisms -- funny lines from Norm on Cheers
Signs You Have a Drinking Problem
FDA Beer Warnings
New Slang Dictionary as of 2001

Astrological Signs Like You have Never Seen them
Bart Simpson Chalkboard Sayings
Cartoon Laws of Physics
Computers & Electronics as Depicted in Movies
Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy
Jesus vs. Elvis
Name Puns We'd All Like To See
New Barbie Dolls
Normisms -- funny lines from Norm on Cheers
Rejected Titles for the Movie "Twister"
Speech Goofs
Star Trek episodes which will never happen
Steven Wright One-Liners
Supermodel Wisdom
Things You Learn From Video Games
Top Drug-Using Cartoon Suspects
Unlikely Barney Episodes
A Reference Guide For Weekend Fun
Letters to Santa
Shortest Books Ever Written (Part II)

Music history according to students
Historical Tidbits
The top ten times in history when it was OK to use the 'F' Word
Life in the Middle Ages
How to retool your ailing lexicon
How can you live without knowing these things?

Eaten Words
Elephant Jokes
Fun ways to order pizza
Thin People...
Health Questions and Answers
Water and Coke

Bart Simpson Chalkboard Sayings
Children Books Not recommended by the National Library Association
Dr. Seuss's Lesser-Known Books
Kids Say the Darnest Things
New Barbie Dolls
Unlikely Barney Episodes
Pregnancy Questions -- Ask the Guru
What Does Love Mean?
Real excuse notes from parents (with their original spelling)
Student-Teacher Exchanges

Letters to Santa

Jesus vs. Elvis
Shitisms
Why God Never Received Tenure at Any University
Jewish Zen

Cartoon Laws of Physics
Pipe specifications for idiots
Things (NOT) to Do or Say at or for Your Thesis Defense
Water and Coke

Top Signs You're a New Yorker

Big Busted Women...
Female Rules
Heartless Things to Say in the Ladies Dressing Room
If Men Got Pregnant...
Small Busted Women...
Why Coffee is Better the Women
Woman-Speak Translator
Top Reasons God Created Eve
Women keywords and their meaning
Politically correct women descriptions
Ethnic Guide to Women
Laws for Women to Live by
Easy Training Courses for Women

Collection of Trick Questions
Cool Things to Do in a Shower Stall
Fun Things for Professors to Do on the First Week of Class
Fun Things to Do in a Final That Does Not Matter
Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
Fun Things to Do on the First Day of Class
Fun ways to order pizza
List of Things to Do When You Find Someone Left Their Vax/VMS Account Without Logging Out
Things not to do at a funeral
Things (NOT) to Do or Say at or for Your Thesis Defense
Ways to Annoy People
Ways to be obnoxious on Usenet
Ways to Confuse, Worry, or Just Scare the Bejeezus Out of People in the Computer Lab
How to be annoying

Music history according to students

How to Know You Are Growing Older
You know you're no longer a kid when...

Things you don't want to hear during surgery
Ways to Cope with Stress
You Know You're Too Stressed If...
Medical Terminology for the Layman
Health Questions and Answers
Water and Coke

Collection of Curses
Collection of Lame Jokes
Greeting Cards You Will Never See in the Hallmark Store
I Get No Respect
Murphy's Laws
Yo Momma Lines: Misc
Yo Momma Lines: So Fat
You Know It Is a Bad Day When...
Yo Momma Lines: So Old
Yo Momma Lines: So Poor
Yo Momma Lines: So Stupid
Yo Momma Lines: So Ugly
How to tell if it is going to be a rotten day
New Economic Lingo - the Crisis Special