| Archives | Lists | Random | Register | Tell Joke | Links | About |
Pokern |
Vote for the story that you really like by checking a box next to it. Then press the VOTE button to submit your votes.
The local Burger King was running a promotion. If you told them "It just tastes better." when ordering they would give you an extra Whopper for your trouble. So I ordered the combo meal and told the girl I wanted the extra Whopper with that. So she told me I'd have to say the phrase to get the free burger. "You're kidding.", I said. "No, sir, go ahead and say it." she laughed. "Come on...." I said, hesitating. Did I really have to mouth an advertising slogan to this cute little thing half my age? We were both laughing by now. I figured she was serious about it. So I blurted out "You just taste better!" into the speaker. All of a sudden the speaker lit up with the laughter of the staff, as she managed to choke out, "Please drive through sir!". :-) Sent by Alton
Send this story to a friend
1
Chicago --30-year-old Emad Haddad was shot and killed Friday afternoon after chasing two men who'd robbed his store-Sunburst Food and Liquors-on Chi-Town's bright and glamorous 79th Street. According to cops, two gents toting semi-auto pistols robbed the store's registers. Witnesses say Emad The Genius (as he will be remembered) ran after the men with a two-shot derringer and took a shot at 'em. They returned the favor with a hail of bullets. Haddad was struck in the head and died on the spot.
Send this story to a friend
2
This is an actual ad that appears in the June 97 issue of Dog Fancy: Can Your Dog Read? While there is little scientific evidence, loving dog owners believe that there are many amazing indications that some dogs may be able to read or recognize words. Send now for your Dog Reading Fun Kit with eye chart, flash cards, instructions and diploma. Hours of entertainment for you and your loving companion. Order additional Dog Reading Fun Kits for gifts. Mail your check or money order today! $7.95 plus $2 s/h for each fun kit to: MDA Products, 5339 Prospect Rd #280 San Jose, CA 95129.
Send this story to a friend
3
| Today's Jokes Today's Poems Today's Quotes |
| Jump to |