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Beginning next year, Santa Clara County's jails will ban cigarettes, stop handing out sugar and begin charging for coffee. Prison officials are also contemplating a complete end to bed turn-down / chocolate mint service and expect to slash the concierge's hours in half.
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Kremlin aides said Friday that President Boris Yeltsin, now in hospital with pneumonia, should be well enough to see out his remaining 18 months in office. The Premier's spokesperson also called on American doctor Jack Kevorkian to please stop pestering the Kremlin with calls and letters.
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Between my post-USMC and my present mathematician era, I was a cop. A judge who later ended up on the 2d District Court of Appeals told me once, "The only differences between lawyers and protitutes are that prostitutes are generally better looking and more honest about how they make a living."
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