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Pardon My French ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ The finest culture Comes from Frontz And hoe-knee-swat-key Molly-ponce! Sally learned To speak in French She's now a dame And not a wench Dick acquired That language fair And now he's swayve And deb-an-err Speaking French Will prove you're better Show you've got a Rays-on-debtor Read in French And sack-ray-blue! You're sure to find Your tom-pair-doo Write in French And you'll be famous Just like muss-your Albert Camus You can bet Your dairy-air Your French will prove Your salve-war-fare He who is A true believer Shows his Gallic Joyed-a-fever French cuisine Is all the rage So drink Bored-O With soft from-age Wear a little Black beret And eat cross-ants With French calf-A Then there's all That art you know So speak bow-czar And art-new-foe And what a joy To smoke Get-tans While watching films That come from Cans I guess it's not An easy job To be a phony Stuck-up snob... Such games in Frontz They also play But there "c'est snob" To speak anglais!
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Make My Boobies One More Size ~~~~Biggie Spears Oh booby booby Oh booby booby Oh booby booby My chest was supposed to grow My cleavage wasn't right yeah Oh boobies boobies My breasts are completely full And now my sweater's tight yeah Surgery I wanna be a size "d" Bigger memories I want them to show Now oh because Chorus: My chest flatness was killing me And i I must confess I paid for these (paid for these) I look 32 I'm just a child I am a crime Make my boobies one more size Oh baby baby I got double D's it's true Now you've all been blinded Oh pretty boobies Your so big and oh so new That's just the way I planned it Golly Rolling Stone was naughty See me baby Barely wearing clothes Now oh because Chorus: My chest flatness was killing me And i I must confess I paid for these (paid for these) I look 32 I'm just a child I am a crime Make my boobies one more size
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There once was a fiesty young terrier Who liked to bite girls on the derriere. He'd yip and he'd yap, Then leap up and snap; And the fairer the derriere the merrier.
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There once was a queen of Bulgaria Whose bush had grown hairier and hairier, Till a prince from Peru Who came up for a screw Had to hunt for her cunt with a terrier.
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The youth who frequent picture palaces Have no use for psychoanalysis, And although Dr Freud Is distinctly annoyed, They cling to their long-standing fallacies.
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