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There was a young man from Rangoon Whose farts could be heard to the moon. When you'd least expect 'em, They'd burst from his rectum With the force of a raging typhoon.
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An efficient young fellow named Dave Said, "Think of the time that I save By avoiding vacations, And sexy relations, And taking a crap while I shave."
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There was a girl from the five and ten Who diddled herself with a fountain pen. The top came off, The ink went wild, And now she's the mother of a coloured child.
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There was a young lady named Clair Who possessed a magnificent pair. Or at least so I thought, Till I saw one get caught On a thorn, and began losing air.
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There was a young girl of Darjeeling Who could dance with such exquisite feeling. There was never a sound For miles around, Save of fly-buttons hitting the ceiling.
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