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Said a pretty young lady from Croft, Whilst amusing herself in the loft, "Salami or wurst Is what I choose first, But with baloney I know I've been boffed"
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Said an ardent young bridegroom named Trask, "I will grant any wish that you ask," Said the bride, "Kiss me, dearie, Until I grow weary," But he died of old age at the task.
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Since the girl couldn't type, she was fired; And asked to explain why she was hired. "The executive's dong Is only four inches long. I thought shorthand was all he required"
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A gay prison chaplain named Locke Had a passion for hard convict cock. For his ass-holey ways In his alcatraz days, He was nicknamed the piece of the rock.
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A gardener named Kenneth McDeare Likes plants more than women, we fear. "He's hardly perennial." Say folks who know Kenny well. "He only comes up once a year"
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