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NIGHT OF DARKNESS AS I LOOKED OUT THE WINDOW OF THE NIGHT AND STARE INTO THE DARKNESS. A WAKING NIGHTMARE OF DELIGHT ETERNAL BLACKNESS UNTIL SUNRISE. THE SPIRIT OF DARKNESS FLOWING THROUGH YOU BLOOD FOREVER LASTING HAPPINESS. A SINGLE DEATH ONCE A NIGHT TO QUENCH THE THIRST OF THE ILVING DEAD. NOT EVEN A CORPSE LEFT TO ROT THEY VANISH FROM THE DARK PARKING LOT. Sent by PHILIP
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Whenever a fellow named Rex, Flashed his very small organ of sex, He always got off, For the judges would scoff, De minimis non curat lex.
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A sadistic young cook, Miss McDillet Gets very upset when you fill it. When she's done and hops off, She lops your thing off, And sautés it up in a skillet.
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A big bollocksed dancer, Durango, Had trouble while dancing Fandango, The blood from his twirls Overfilled the guys pearls Which swelled to the size of a mango.
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There was a young brother monastic Whose penis was somewhat elastic. So when it uncoiled, With a snap it recoiled, Interrupting his studies scholastic.
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