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Drink I fell in love with a dry martini But now she`s gone And passed away... Or rather, passed right through me. After that, I drank some coffee So momentarily I found sobriety She made me high She gave me kicks She made me ill I was only six! © 1989 Peter Hughes. Sent by Pete Hughes
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I knew a girl from St. Paul Who wore a newspaper dress to a ball. Someone set it on fire And burned here entire Front Page, Sporting Section and all.
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There once was a girl named Miss Nokes, Who showed her behind to the folks. Everyone cheered, And a vendor appeared Selling hotdogs and popcorn and Cokes.
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There was a young athlete named Grimmon Who developed a new way of swimmin': By a marvellous trick He would skull with his prick, Which attracted loud cheers from the women.
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There was a young man from Nantucket Whose feet were attached to grease buckets From trouble he'd hide With a quick slip n slide Of responsibility he said, simply, "duck it." PS So you see, Bill, in America, *anyone* can grow up to be the President. sent by Summer Mondeau
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