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Fuck me quick, fuck me deep, fuck me oft In the bog, in the bath, in the loft; Up my ass, up my quim. Knees, armpits, lip rim With your prick...but *please*...nothing soft.
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A disgusting young man named McGill Made his neighbors exceedingly ill Because of his habits Involving white rabbits And a bird with a flexible bill.
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Spurred on by a very high wager With an envious Lieutenant Major, Ben proceeded to fart The complete oboe part Of the Hayden Octet in B-Major.
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He was great in the Christmas Cantata, He could double-stop fart The Toccata, He'd boom from his ass Bach's B-Minor Mass, And in counterpoint, La Traviata.
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There is a young lass of Valencia For whom sex is a form of dementia. For the first hour she's quiet Then she builds to a riot With a noise that grows quickly intensia.
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