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There was a young man from St. Paul Whose cock was exceedingly small. Now it might do for a keyhole Or a little girl's peehole. But for a big girl like me, not at all.
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There once was a gangster named Brown, The wiliest bastard in town. He was caught by the G-men Shooting his semen Where the cops would all slip and fall down.
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A farmer I know named O'Doole Has a long and incredible tool. He can use it to plow, Or to diddle a cow, Or just as a cue-stick at pool.
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An agreeable girl named Miss Doves Likes to jack off the young men she loves. She will use her bare fist If the fellows insist But she really prefers to wear gloves.
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There was a young man named M'Gurk Who dozed off one night after work. He had a wet dream, But awoke with a scream Just in time to give it a jerk.
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