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What is a yankee?
A quickie, but you do it yourself.
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Why do gay men have moustaches?
To hide the stretchmarks.
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2
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?
Her legs.
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3
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?
They both leak when they're fucked!
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4
Which of the following doesn't belong?
(a) meat
(b) eggs
(c) wife
(d) blow job
(D) A blowjob because its possible to beat your meat,
your eggs or your wife, but you can't beat a blowjob
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A man walks into a jewellers shop, unzips his trousers and places
his tool upon the counter. The lady serving says: "I'm sorry Sir,
this is a clock shop not a cock shop."
"Well, put two hands and a face on this." replies the man.
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WE DON'T SERVE WOMEN HERE!
(you have to bring your own)
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7
If god had wanted us to run around naked,
we would have been born that way.
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8
What did one gay sperm say to the other?
- I can't find my way through all this shit.
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9
How do you get Visual Aids?
- From a nasty poke in the eye.
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