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Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper? A. Yes, if you wrap an iron in it.
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Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished a jigsaw puzzle in only a couple of months? A: Because on the box it said "from 2-4 years."
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Q: What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? A: You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Q. Why wasn't jesus born in the U.S.A ? A. Because god couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
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Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot ? A. Because you couldn't get that much shit into a shoe.
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Q. Why does Barbara Bush always get on top ? A. Because George can only fuck up.
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Q. Where is an elephants sex organ ? A. In his feet. If he steps on you, you're fucked !
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Q. What's better than roses on your piano ? A. Two lips on your organ ...
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Q. What's the brown stuff between the elephants toes ? A. Slow natives.
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Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ? A. Sheep.
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