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How is sex like air? It's no big thing unless you aren't getting any.
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Wife: Who was that on the phone? Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was the weather bureau. Wife: What did he say? Husband: He asked if the coast was clear...
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Q: What is grosser than gross? A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and then waking up with a spoon in your butt.
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A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but she listens in horror as one of the men says the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, dey come together. I come again. Two asses, dey come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a more." "You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly, "in this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!" "Hey, coola down lady," said the man, "Imma just tellun my friend howa to spella Mississippi."
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This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample. So the girl At the front desk says to him: "Thank you for coming."
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What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex? Fill his water bed with gasoline.
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How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much? Ya put yer thumb in her ass, AND yer middle-finger in her cunt... Now, if ya can SNAP yer fingers, ya know she's been fucking too much..
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This blind guy was walking pass the fish market and he said "Good morning ladies.."
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What is the biggest problem for an atheist? No one to talk to during orgasm.
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Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A tea bag.
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