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Military intelligence is an oxymoron. I 
mean, if they were so intelligent, why 
don't they just avoid wars in the first 
place?

Sent by Todd

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A Marriage Vow:
A knot you tie with your tounge
you cannot untie
with your teeth.

Sent by shadoewalker

2. 




"...This newest vitamin is made from chicken soup. It makes men cocky and 
women lay better..."

3. 




Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but she can 
usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.



4. 




The first thing I do after opening a bar of Ivory soap is to
scrape off the .0056 part that's impure.
I mean, who wants to wash themselves with that crap?


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