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The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on; it is
never of any use to oneself.
Though you break your heart, men will go on as before.
Love thy neighbor, yet don't pull down your hedge.
Killing time murders opportunities.
We all know what a Birdie (1 under) and a Bogey (one over) are.
Now there's a Lewinsky. Its when the shot lands three feet from the
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