Today's quotes [1.12.21]
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"There are no depths to which I will not sink."
-- Lynn Howard
"I've been working under operation code named duck and cover for so long now
I can neither confirm nor deny whether I can recall if I'm allowed to
confirm nor deny my own existance. Now does that make any sense to you?"
-- Bob the Psychopath, DAAS Kapital
"Interestingly, most Unix utilities have a command line option which
will cause the system to rip the user's legs off and beat them to death
with the soggy ends. This is often the default behaviour."
-- Bruce Murphy
"It's a smoker's joke."
"What's a smoker's joke?"
-- Abraham, Alasdair, Abraham
"[Do you hate people?]"
"Pretty much, I would have to say absolutely."
-- Random Interviewer, Maynard James Keenan (lead
singer of Tool)
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