Today's poems [1.6.21]

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A familar person named Hugh,
had a desire for pleasure which grew.
He became talk of the Town
because of Divine Brown,
who unlike Liz, never spew.

There was a young woman from Orrey,
Who fell down a fifty foot quarry,
She fell on her back
and opened her crack,
And in backed a thirty ton lorry!

Sent by Doug

There once was a vicar called Merick
whose fancied the choir boy Derek,
the vicars advances,
gave Derek  a shock,
for he was offered communion
from the Reverends cock

The bats in the belfy
squawked out in fright
as the reverend Merick
buggered with might

Merick was caught
and tried at the Crown
the judge gave his sentence
but he pulled his pants down

The judge was so angry
he cursed in one breath
"I send you to prison -
to be buggered to death!"


Sent by Dan 2001

A sweet senorita from Cuba,
broke wind when her husband did lube her,
so he entered her ass,
in an orchestral brass,
and she played alongside with the tuba.

Sent by Dan

Hurt (by love)

Tell me why It hurts,
Please tell me why it hurts so much,
Is it because of hate, is it because of love,or is it both,
I don't Know but can you help me find out,
I love you,
I hate you,
I love you because we have so much in common,
I hate you because you think I don't try,
But I do so deal with it,
I can't tell why it hurts, but I know I love you,
I hate you just as much as I love you,
But why does it hurt,
To know that you think of me as a friend 
when it could be so much more,
I think I found why it hurts,
Will you help me ease the hurt.


Sent by Schaal

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