Today's stories [9.5.20]
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When Linda was moving out of her place, she'd found a bag of
marijuana seeds in the dresser drawer. She tossed 'em out
into the raised vegetable beds. "A few months later, a friend
called me and told me that my ex had been busted by the cops
for growing pot in the back yard!"
New White House Pet
President Bill Clinton has purchased yet another pet for the White House
to keep his cat and dog company. The 18 yr. old horse was delivered to
the White House yesterday. Mr. Clinton took the afternoon off to ride the
new arrival which he has named "Missie".
Mr. Clinton did not allow the press to attend his first encounter with
Missie. He said "She needs some time to settle into her new home, but
she's a beautiful beast and quite a challenge to ride. Hillary is still
not convinced this is a good idea but she knows how important riding
horses is to me."
The local Burger King was running a promotion. If you told them "It just
tastes better." when ordering they would give you an extra Whopper for
So I ordered the combo meal and told the girl I wanted the extra Whopper
with that. So she told me I'd have to say the phrase to get the free
"You're kidding.", I said. "No, sir, go ahead and say it." she laughed.
"Come on...." I said, hesitating. Did I really have to mouth an
advertising slogan to this cute little thing half my age?
We were both laughing by now. I figured she was serious about it. So I
blurted out "You just taste better!" into the speaker. All of a sudden
the speaker lit up with the laughter of the staff, as she managed to choke
out, "Please drive through sir!". :-)
Sent by Alton
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