Today's jokes [9.3.20]
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Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and
A: Because they already have boyfriends!
Q. Why was the female blonde confused whilst going to the
A. She had to pull her own pants down
Sent by sam
Two cowboys are out rounding up cattle when all of a sudden a heifer
takes off and goes wild, the heifer runs into a fence and get's her head
stuck. The two cowboys get over to the fence and the one says to the
"This is too good to pass up," gets off his horse, unzips his pants and
starts fucking the shit out of this heifer for at least ten minutes. When
he finally finished he looked up to his partner and asked him if he wants
some of it. His partner replied "hell yes that looks pretty good", climbs
down off his horse drops his pants and sticks his head in the fence.
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a round of
golf together. They get on the first tee and the first old guy says to the
second, "My eyesight isn't what it used to be. Can you watch my ball for
The second guy says, "Sure! I see fine. Go ahead and hit."
So the first old man steps up to the tee and really hits it. He turns to
his buddy and says, "Did you see it?".
"Sure!", says his buddy.
"Where did it go?", the first guy asks.
The second old man thinks for a minute and says, "I can't remember."
How do you know if your secretary’s having a bad day?
Her tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil
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