Today's stories [6.14.20]
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"...My husband and I are getting a divorce because of
religious differences. I'm Methodist and he's Satan."
Rachel's blonde roommate had to make an emergency phone
call to home and her pre-paid calling card had expired. "I
suggested she call collect. She picked up the phone, looked
at me bewildered, and asked, 'What's the number to 1-800-
Before I left army basic training in Louisiana, for my
next duty station in Texas, my drill sergeant asked me:
"Son, you know how to find Texas?"
I said "I'm not sure, drill sergeant."
"Well" he says, "you go west till you smell shit."
"Then you turn south 'til you step in it."
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