Today's quotes [6.7.20]
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Although plastic was brought into industrial use in 1909 by L.H. Baekland
of Yonkers, it was not until the end of World War II that the modern
miracle substance was used in a wide variety of consumer goods, among
them speedboats, dentures and flamingos. Previously flamingos were made
of cement. Before that they were made by other flamingos.
- William E. Geist, The New York Times
There is no room in today's drug culture for amateurs.
- Uncle Duke Doonesbury
When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.
- Mae West
I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's
because the water is cold in there. And I'm like: How did my mother know
- Wendy Liebman
"The crux... is that the vast majority of the mass of the universe seems
to be missing."
- William J. Broad
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