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When the last mule-packing unit of the U.S. Army was eliminated at Ft. 
Carson, Co. in 1956, some of its soldiers wept. They said the U.S. 
wouldn't win another war without the mule.

So far, they're right.

- The Wall Street Journal
Feb 9, 1984


T. S. Eliot is an anagram of Toilets.


A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one 
book, what would it be?

I always say How to Build a Boat 

                                             - Steven Wright


Lord, how the day passes! It's like a life - so quickly when we don't 
watch it, and so slowly if we do. 

- John Steinbeck


Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons.

                                - Woody Allen from Without Feathers


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