Today's quotes [6.5.20]
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"If at first, you don't succeed, does it depress you that no one is
- Jim Lockwood
It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.
-Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President
My wife's cooking is so bad that we pray after we eat.
"If I were going to convert to any religion, I would probably choose
Catholicism, because it, at least, has female saints, and the Virgin
- Margaret Atwood
There are two kinds of people in the South -- good ole boys and rednecks.
The difference is good old boys may raise livestock, rednecks get
- Blake Clark
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