Today's quotes [6.29.20]
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"To what do you attribute your old age?"
"The fact that I was born a long time ago."
"Yes I have a title, a job, an address, a web page, a pgp sig, even a geek
code somewhere. If pressed I can probably come up a witty saying that you
haven't heard before. But nobody really cares..."
-- The sig of David Klingler
Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest
crime rates in the country.
-- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, D.C.
ON MATHEMATICAL TRANSFORMS
A polar bear is a rectangular bear after a coordinate transform.
My watch is three hours fast, and I can't fix it. So I'm going to move to New
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