Today's quotes [6.21.20]
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"Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant."
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up
in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations
and challenges, but eventually you find a hairstylist you like.
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't
have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
A programmer is someone who solves a problem you
didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
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