Today's quotes [6.2.20]
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Notice how they do not so much fly, as plummet.
- Monty Python (Flying Sheep Sketch)
Although a wise man might urge that one suffer fools gladly, this should
not be construed as license for any fool to demand that one do so.
- Frederick William Kantor
You can't expect a boy to be depraved until he has been to a good school.
I look just like the girl next door... if you happen to live next door to
an amusement park.
- Dolly Parton
"El Nino taught me that some of the most beautiful things in nature are
also the most dangerous. Like 30 foot waves, giant thunderstorms, and
topless blondes driving on rain-soaked highways."
- Mark Schmidt
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