Today's quotes [6.13.20]
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If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was
probably worth it.
Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side,
and it holds the universe together.
"I have enough money to last me the rest of my
life unless I buy something."
Success is a relative term
It brings so many relatives.
One should love animals
They are so tasty.
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