Today's quotes [6.1.20]
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I have lots of hobbies which I pursue to the fullest.
I have a large sea shell collection which I keep scattered on beaches
across the world. Maybe you've seen it.
I also collect rare photos. I have a very rare photo of Houdini locking
his keys in his car.
- Steven Wright
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
"I waited and waited, and when no message came, I knew it must have been
from you. "
- Ashleigh Brilliant
Early to bed, early to rise, and your girl goes out with other guys.
Nobody has so many friends that he can afford to lose one.
- Edward Abbey
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