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wind catches lily scatt'ring petals to the wind segmentation fault
There was a Young Lady, whose chin Resembled a point of a pin; So she had it made sharp, And purchased the harp. And played several tunes with her chin
There's a man in the Bible portrayed As one deeply engrossed in his trade. He became quite elated Over things he created, Especially the women he made.
It's only human nature after all If a fellow puts a girl against the wall And puts his inclination Into her accomodation To increase the population Of the rising generation--- Why, it's only human natrue after all.
There was a young girl named Dalrymple Whose sexual needs were so simple. She enjoyed the full spasm Of a perfect orgasm By frigging herself on a pimple.
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