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There was a young man from Liberia Who was groping a wench from Nigeria. He said, "Yes, my pet, Your panties are wet." "Sorry, sir, that's my interior."
I was desperate, I was weary I prayed for holy guidance from above I thought she came to lead me through the darkness But then I felt a probing rubber glove...
A pretty young gal from Hong Kong Said "I think you are utterly wrong To say my vagina's the largest in China Just because of your mean little dong!"
Here was a young man of Cape Horn, Who wished he had never been born. And he wouldn't have been, If his father had seen That the end of the rubber was torn.
There was a young girl of East Anglia Whose loins were a tangle of ganglia. Her mind was a webbing Of Freud and Kraft-Ebing And all sorts of other mew-fanglia.
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