Today's quotes [4.8.20]
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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian
because I hate plants. -- A. Whitney Brown
Experience is that marvellous thing that enables you recognise a
mistake when you make it again. -- F. P. Jones
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn
from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their
apparent disinclination to do so. -- Douglas Adams
"Life without you would be like a broken pencil." "How's that?"
"Completely pointless." -- Blackadder, Series II
Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of
which I disapprove. -- Ashleigh Brilliant
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