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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian
       because I hate plants. -- A. Whitney Brown


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Experience is that marvellous thing that enables you recognise a
       mistake when you make it again. -- F. P. Jones


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Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn
       from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their
       apparent disinclination to do so. -- Douglas Adams


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"Life without you would be like a broken pencil." "How's that?"
       "Completely pointless." -- Blackadder, Series II


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Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of
       which I disapprove. -- Ashleigh Brilliant


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