Today's jokes [3.15.20]
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How do a jewish couple have oral sex?
... "SET AT OPPOSITE ENDS OF THE BED AND YELL SCREW YOU TO
ONE AND OTHER"
Sent by Ivan
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not
finding his mother in the
kitchen, or the living room, he heads upstairs to check her bedroom.
He opens the door,
and what does he see, but his father, who had also come home for
lunch, stripped naked,
on top of his mother, also naked, heavily into the act of lovemaking.
Not wanting to
traumatize the boy, the parents continue as if nothing was wrong.
Billy watches, and after a
couple of minutes asks,"Daddy, can I climb on and have a horsie ride?"
"Of course, Son,
we're a family." So Billy climbs on and after a few more minutes his
moaning and writhing wildly. "Hang on Dad!", cries Billy, "this is
where me and the
mailman usually falls off!"
Why do men like blonde jokes??
Because they can understand them.
An Australian joke...
St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day when a pair of Abo's
"Your names aren't on today's list... let me go and ask the Boss" he says.
In God's office he tells the Big Man all about the two Abo's, and God
tells Peter to go and tell them to fuck right off.
St Peter takes his leave.
5 minutes later St Peter runs back into the room and says "they're gone"
God says "the Abo's? Good".
and St Peter replies... "NO THE PEARLY GATES!!!".
What do Arabs do on saturday night?
They sit under palm trees and eat their dates.
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