Today's jokes [3.1.20]
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Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
- So people can read her lips.
How do you tell two KKK members apart?
Ask their wife. After all, she's their mother....
Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can't get to
Ted: No, but the more you smoke the quicker you'll get there.
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, "how much?" she
replies, "$100 if I lay down and $75 if I stand up." He asks what the
difference is, and she tells him, "it's my hairdresser's fee!"
Q: Mommy, Mommy! Why don't I have a big thing like Daddy's between my legs?
A: You will when you're older, Lucy!
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