Today's stories [11.11.20]

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Texan prisons have banned convicts on death row from having
a last cigarette, on the grounds that it is bad for their
health. However, to compensate for this, condemned men will
instead be permitted to chew a stick of celery.

HOW A PERSON LEARNS TO KISS

"You learn it right on the spot when the gooshy feelings get
the best of you."  (Doug, 7)

"It might help to watch soap operas all day."  (Carin, 9)

Rubbermaid Inc. is recalling about 60,800 toboggans because 
they can break apart, causing loss of control and injury. They 
are sold under the brand name *Way-Too-Flexible-Flyers*.

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