Today's quotes [11.8.20]
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That's the trouble with engineers;
They're always trying to change things.
- Dr. McCoy, Star Trek: the Motionless Picture
It works better if you plug it in.
The difference between snowman and snowwomen is snow balls.
Nothing is ever as simple as it seems.
"The crux... is that the vast majority of the
mass of the universe seems to be missing."
- William J. Broad
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