Today's quotes [11.11.20]

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"... I told her the thing I loved most about her was her mind... because
 that's what told her to get into bed with me naked..."
                        -- Steven Wright

Ross's Law
Bare feet magnetize sharp metal objects so they always point upwards from
the floor-especially in the dark.

I've been doing a lot of abstract painting lately, extremely abstract.  No
brush, no paint, no canvas, I just think about it.

Sleep is death without the responsibility.

People say:
        "The early bird catches the worm"
        
I say that
        "The early worm was caught by the bird"

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