Today's jokes [11.18.20]
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The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris, France,
and headed straight for the lingerie counter. He intently studied the
array of lacy underthings and the sales lady bustled over to him.
"Do you have something in mind?" she asked.
"I certainly do, ma'am," the American emphatically replied.
"That's why I want a nice gift."
Michael Jackson: He told you he was "Off the Wall", that he was
a "Thriller", that he was "Bad" and that he was "Dangerous". Next album
will be called "Don't say I didn't warn you."
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"?
Two 5 year olds.
What's black and white and comes in little cans?
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