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God made a man and then rested. God made a woman and then no one rested


A question for Bill Clinton:
"What was Miss Lewinsky's most memorable feature?"
"She has the whitest teeth I've ever come across"


What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?



A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply of tampons 
for herself. She goes to the aisle where they are located and sees they 
are priced at five boxes for one dollar. Thinking this is a misprint; she 
finds a clerk and asks if this can possibly be the correct price. 

The clerk replies, "Yes it is the correct price. For one week only, you 
can purchase five boxes of tampons for one dollar, no strings attached."


A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for 

"Yeah what happened?" asked his friend.

The first guy replies, "Well, er, I got my penis stuck in the neck of the 


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