Today's jokes [10.25.20]
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What did Arafat say to Clinton?
"Sheep don't talk, my friend."
Why do they call it a "kilt"?
Because a lot of people got kilt when they called it a skirt.
It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country road,
when they saw a bush with a pig's ass popping out.
The first man says, "I wish that was Demi Moore's Ass"
The second man says, "I wish that was Pamela Anderson's Ass."
Then the third man says, "I wish it was dark."
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,
"Hey, do you fancy dropping in there and getting shit-faced?"
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,
"Do you have pigs ears?"
The counter assistant replies,
"No, its just the way my hair is parted!"
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