Today's jokes [9.14.19]
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Mr.Richman has 3daughters. Their names are nobody, somebody and crazy.
One day nobody and somebody are fighting over a fake eyebrow. Then crazy
when to the policeman and she said"Nobody and Somebody are fighting" Then
the policeman look at her then he said "What are you
talking about?" Then she said again "Nobody and Somebody are fighting"
Then the policeman said "What? Are you crazy?" Then she said "Yes but how
did you know my name?"
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?
Both the books got burned, and one hadn't even been coloured in yet.
An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application. Too old to have
a birth certificate, he is asked to prove he is old enough. He opens his shirt and shows them
the gray hair on his chest and they accept that as proof. He goes home to his wife, show's her
the check, and explains to her what has happened. She replies, "Well get back down there, pull
down your pants, and see if you can get disability!"
Q. What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a
redneck divorce all have in common?
A. Someone's going to lose their trailer...
Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
A. It doesn't mean dick.
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