Today's quotes [8.5.19]
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When virtue and modesty enlighten her charms, the lustre of
a beautiful woman is brighter than the stars of heaven,
and the influence of her power it is in vain to resist.
Akhenaton (c. B.C. 1375)
"The big difference between sex for money and
sex for free is that sex for money costs less."
I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries."
Thegirl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?"
If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope He like
enchiladas, because that's what He's getting!
I don't jog, it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.
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