Today's quotes [8.14.19]
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Going the speed of light is bad for your age.
"sorry, this web page is currently against our religion."
-- The Amish Home Page, http://down.net/amish
"An author once told me I must find my muse before I could write. When I
finally found her, she was wearing a rubber helmet, a latex catsuit, a very
tight corset, an armbinder, and ballet-toe boots with seven inch heels. I
suspect I am not meant to be a writer."
The mind is not a vessel to be filled but a fire to be kindled.
Beakman: We have learned that mosquitoes are twice as attracted
to the color blue as to other colors.
Lester: That's why Smurfs are always walking around scratching
-- "Beakman's World"
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